Happy Sunday! Mr. Handsome wrote a witty blog post this afternoon to contribute to the blog…
Has anyone noticed that it is impossible to spend less than three hours at Home Depot? You convince your sweet wife to stop there for one little doorknob after church and promise her it will only take five minutes. She decides to wait in the car, and you go for it.
You get yourself a doorknob, proceed smoothly to the checkout, race out to your car, and cheerfully great your wife, who informs you that “you were literally in there for three hours.” You look in disbelief at the dashboard clock and realize that she is correct….